I recruited you for my world domination ploy because of your unique skills and unfathomable strength. You guys are S-class missing-nin; jounin and anbu squads fear you.

So please explain to me why you are getting yourselves blown up and/or killed by genin. We are down two members because they allowed themselves to die at the hands of children. At this rate, you won’t be capable of stealing candy from a baby.

Get your acts together or suffer the dire consequences. Trust me, it won’t be a petty genin's attack you’ll answer to.